








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 902 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10752 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6024 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7357 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4443 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $610,012 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snailboy | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | A-A-ron | 16 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | fG^Killfreak | 13 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | WinterShotx | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fG^Killfreak | 728 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | snailboy | 415 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | Drizzt Do'Urden | 294 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | WinterShotx | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | A-A-ron | 73 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeef | +3.46 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | fG^Killfreak | +1.46 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | snailboy | +0.98 | 52 | 55 |
| #4 | Drizzt Do'Urden | -0.16 | 46 | 60 |
| #5 | P0okie | -1.27 | 44 | 71 |





