








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 26 matches | 2,239 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1261 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1208 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1099 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1434 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,566 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1Rehn | 85% | 33 |
| #2 | ⚡banaN | 83% | 24 |
| #3 | AgeLevererar | 81% | 96 |
| #4 | Lu_K_aS | 79% | 39 |
| #5 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 77% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgeLevererar | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | AMELOCO | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | L1ndfors | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Lu_K_aS | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AgeLevererar | 295 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | L1ndfors | 174 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | ✪ CHiTO1 | 169 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Medina | 148 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | torkel | 133 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pulverBEYBLADE 粉 | +4.49 | 95 | 66 |
| #2 | ✪ CHiTO1 | +3.42 | 88 | 70 |
| #3 | 1Rehn | +2.44 | 84 | 77 |
| #4 | Medina | +2.04 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | torkel | +1.09 | 74 | 65 |





