








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3304 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2825 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2122 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2720 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $542,227 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 437 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | cmrn | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | Awsome | 60% | 57 |
| #11 | ✪ JustLetItHappen | 58% | 53 |
| #12 | pecan50 | 53% | 57 |
| #13 | qyurby | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turtle Boy | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | vin3 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | cmrn | 4 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | pecan50 | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Awsome | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Awsome | 422 | 0.34 | 10 min |
| #2 | Turtle Boy | 268 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | pecan50 | 219 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | clx | 175 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | vin3 | 132 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neight | +2.87 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | cmrn | +2.84 | 90 | 74 |
| #3 | clx | +2.32 | 88 | 65 |
| #4 | vin3 | +2.18 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | qyurby | +1.74 | 81 | 63 |





