








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 253 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2867 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4475 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4268 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1969 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $620,850 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElfAngelx | 52% | 166 |
| #2 | TACO | 50% | 30 |
| #3 | sadabello | 47% | 53 |
| #4 | evoL | 47% | 246 |
| #5 | Exilir | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | porq | 42% | 125 |
| #8 | tomasusus | 41% | 49 |
| #9 | axE | 41% | 81 |
| #10 | GipsyKing | 38% | 21 |
| #11 | rzv | 21% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | evoL | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Exilir | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | ElfAngelx | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Punct | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | tomasusus | 4 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ElfAngelx | 493 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | evoL | 372 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | Punct | 147 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | axE | 126 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | sadabello | 110 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TACO | +2.26 | 57 | 71 |
| #2 | Punct | +1.99 | 79 | 77 |
| #3 | ElfAngelx | +1.91 | 56 | 78 |
| #4 | Exilir | +1.88 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | evoL | +0.81 | 49 | 57 |





