








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,609 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1577 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1165 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1473 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1394 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,987 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stabatouille | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | ap | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | RAWwithKohut | 51% | 57 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 51% | 85 |
| #5 | Ummm | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kohut124 | 51% | 85 |
| #5 | Ummm | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | Adams | 50% | 22 |
| #7 | Petrified Fry | 48% | 97 |
| #8 | ronnie | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petrified Fry | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | RAWwithKohut | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 6 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ronnie | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | ap | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohut124 | 160 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | ronnie | 132 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | ap | 84 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | RAWwithKohut | 82 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Stabatouille | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ummm | +3.61 | 88 | 40 |
| #2 | travis | +3.13 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | Stabatouille | +1.93 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | ronnie | +1.11 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | ap | -0.59 | 57 | 51 |





