








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1832 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,380 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1060 | 20% |
| Smokes | 160 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2393 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1767 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $380,429 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 49% | 144 |
| #2 | travis | 48% | 97 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 44% | 61 |
| #4 | Travis | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 49% | 144 |
| #2 | travis | 48% | 97 |
| #3 | Kohut124 | 44% | 61 |
| #4 | Travis | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | 14 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | RAWwithKohut | 11 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Travis | 11 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAWwithKohut | 257 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | travis | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Travis | 162 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kohut124 | 114 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | +4.15 | 74 | 50 |
| #2 | Travis | +3.57 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | RAWwithKohut | -0.51 | 55 | 42 |
| #4 | Kohut124 | -1.58 | 42 | 51 |
| #5 | Petrified Fry | -2.98 | 25 | 33 |





