








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 292 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3430 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3003 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3921 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5133 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5260 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,981 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 54% | 282 |
| #2 | travis | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | Petrified Fry | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | Bruz | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 54% | 282 |
| #2 | travis | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | Petrified Fry | 49% | 144 |
| #4 | Bruz | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | travis | 12 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Petrified Fry | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Bruz | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis | 529 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 122 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | travis | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bruz | 22 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | travis | +4.75 | 76 | 52 |
| #2 | Travis | +3.59 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | RAWwithKohut | -0.38 | 49 | 46 |
| #4 | Petrified Fry | -3.79 | 27 | 29 |
| #5 | Bruz | -7.12 | 17 | 36 |





