








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
216 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 21% |
| Smokes | 113 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 221 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 160 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,686 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kohut124 | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Petrified Fry | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | Stabatouille | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | ap | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | ronnie | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronnie | 4 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | travis | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | ap | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | lemons | 1 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Stabatouille | 1 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronnie | 92 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | ap | 60 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | travis | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | lemons | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kohut124 | 19 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ronnie | +3.46 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Stabatouille | +1.76 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | travis | +0.61 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | ap | +0.07 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | lemons | -0.33 | 60 | 58 |





