








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2114 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,102 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3515 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3186 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2581 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2820 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,816 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 886 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phrog | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Rici | 76% | 17 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 66% | 50 |
| #4 | Wolf | 60% | 81 |
| #5 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | gal1 | 52% | 21 |
| #10 | bread enjoyer | 52% | 25 |
| #11 | Uskar | 51% | 104 |
| #12 | aXEZ | 50% | 129 |
| #13 | Kalle | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | aXEZ | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Unexpected Panda | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Wolf | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aXEZ | 495 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | TRONY | 434 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Wolf | 299 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Unexpected Panda | 234 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | Uskar | 210 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +4.21 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | TRONY | +2.23 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | +1.69 | 72 | 78 |
| #4 | Wolf | +0.96 | 68 | 70 |
| #5 | gal1 | +0.81 | 71 | 70 |





