








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2680 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2973 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3193 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2616 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,218 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Byro | 52% | 44 |
| #9 | blackstorm | 51% | 98 |
| #10 | jorge (new audio settings) | 50% | 117 |
| #11 | First Lieutenant KnuT | 49% | 67 |
| #12 | AndreH2O | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .wyne666 | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | jorge (new audio settings) | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | SpeaR | 11 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | p@ti | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | >? | 7 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpeaR | +7.31 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | >? | +5.97 | 83 | 67 |
| #3 | blackstorm | +1.48 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | .wyne666 | +0.95 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | kumbayaaa | +0.89 | 63 | 62 |





