








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1037 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1343 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1998 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $904,483 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 112 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolf | 61% | 82 |
| #2 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 57% | 28 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | FuzzyFury | 56% | 118 |
| #5 | TRONY | 54% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | gal1 | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | aXEZ | 47% | 76 |
| #9 | bread enjoyer | 46% | 24 |
| #10 | Rici | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | Kalle | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRONY | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | FuzzyFury | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Wolf | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | aXEZ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ★GRZxPANDA★ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuzzyFury | 520 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | Wolf | 328 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | TRONY | 285 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | aXEZ | 277 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 203 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +3.16 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | TRONY | +2.66 | 90 | 62 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | +2.13 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | Wolf | +1.19 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | gal1 | +1.01 | 68 | 74 |





