








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1875 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2011 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2142 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2033 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1437 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,081 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Möksy | 57% | 14 |
| #2 | Rikuwiha | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | chiken kebab | 56% | 198 |
| #4 | hOlic | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Nielsen | 54% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hOlic | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Nielsen | 54% | 98 |
| #6 | Tzuggi | 49% | 89 |
| #7 | Whirl :D | 49% | 51 |
| #8 | Kana | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken kebab | 36 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Nielsen | 16 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Whirl :D | 11 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Tzuggi | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Möksy | 2 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken kebab | 291 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 276 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nielsen | 236 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Whirl :D | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | hOlic | 52 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirl :D | +6.42 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | chiken kebab | +2.78 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Tzuggi | -0.24 | 72 | 56 |
| #4 | Nielsen | -0.46 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | cofee burger | -1.40 | 61 | 64 |





