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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2227 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2108 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2008 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1804 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,293 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken kebab | 52% | 325 |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 51% | 259 |
| #3 | cofee burger | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | timber | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | Möksy | 43% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tzuggi | 51% | 259 |
| #3 | cofee burger | 49% | 51 |
| #4 | timber | 43% | 23 |
| #5 | Möksy | 43% | 90 |
| #6 | Kana | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken kebab | 52 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 19 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | cofee burger | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | Möksy | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Kana | 4 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tzuggi | 632 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | chiken kebab | 430 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | cofee burger | 95 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kana | 81 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Möksy | 36 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirl :D | +3.85 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | chiken kebab | +1.50 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Tzuggi | -0.28 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | cofee burger | -2.91 | 54 | 59 |
| #5 | Kana | -4.71 | 54 | 39 |





