








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1859 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 411 matches | ||
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 319 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,895 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7387 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8369 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9412 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6727 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,298,171 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 831 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hOlic | 57% | 185 |
| #2 | cofee burger | 56% | 198 |
| #3 | niskala ) | 55% | 82 |
| #4 | kuhvari | 54% | 160 |
| #5 | vozER -♿- | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | VekeP | 52% | 85 |
| #10 | Rikuwiha | 51% | 91 |
| #11 | Kana | 50% | 119 |
| #12 | Julma | 49% | 121 |
| #13 | Möksy | 42% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirl :D | 53 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Tzuggi | 24 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Nielsen | 22 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | cofee burger | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | hOlic | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tzuggi | 1536 | 0.13 | 37 min |
| #2 | Nielsen | 883 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | Whirl :D | 660 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | hOlic | 493 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | cofee burger | 470 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Whirl :D | +3.69 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | chiken kebab | +2.67 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | niskala ) | +1.63 | 60 | 73 |
| #4 | kuhvari | +0.36 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Tzuggi | -0.34 | 74 | 60 |





