








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2891 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3426 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3686 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3143 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,431,177 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gr3cco | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 52% | 100 |
| #3 | ♥ a1rbee | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | ♥ GilletteBee | 51% | 157 |
| #5 | Ātman | SGS | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FireBee | 50% | 135 |
| #8 | ♛ Baal.i. | 48% | 129 |
| #9 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 48% | 101 |
| #10 | ♥ BlyatBee | 47% | 165 |
| #11 | ♥ king^^ | 45% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | 11 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ♥ BlyatBee | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | ♦ Nik™ - iwnl | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ BlyatBee | 409 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | FireBee | 305 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | ♥ GilletteBee | 255 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | 233 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | ♛ Baal.i. | 199 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FireBee | +3.26 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | ♥ aLGo.klaeriker | +2.65 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Ātman | SGS | +0.58 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | SchnickS | +0.16 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | ♥ GilletteBee | +0.02 | 70 | 62 |





