








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2150 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2219 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3935 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3012 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,586 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 510 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AweeP | 61% | 96 |
| #2 | spt | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | Devlyn | 60% | 116 |
| #4 | bjork | 56% | 306 |
| #5 | Dorkan | 56% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bjork | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | bäri | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | AweeP | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | spt | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bjork | 672 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #2 | Devlyn | 657 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #3 | AweeP | 307 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Dorkan | 221 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | bäri | 210 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bjork | +3.02 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Devlyn | +0.99 | 59 | 69 |
| #3 | AweeP | +0.95 | 66 | 76 |
| #4 | spt | +0.93 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | sensie | +0.67 | 68 | 63 |





