








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3695 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3928 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2983 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4474 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,843 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 752 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tina | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | Reeze Rog | 65% | 100 |
| #3 | ROME | 65% | 314 |
| #4 | REG-ULATORRR! | 64% | 123 |
| #5 | sHAW-.^ | 64% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ROME | 65% | 314 |
| #4 | REG-ULATORRR! | 64% | 123 |
| #5 | sHAW-.^ | 64% | 219 |
| #6 | Le1no | 64% | 284 |
| #7 | dmg7 | 63% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le1no | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | ROME | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | sHAW-.^ | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | dmg7 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | REG-ULATORRR! | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROME | 1426 | 0.23 | 36 min |
| #2 | dmg7 | 615 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #3 | sHAW-.^ | 597 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #4 | Le1no | 552 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #5 | REG-ULATORRR! | 322 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezsparq | +3.00 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | ROME | +2.37 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | Le1no | +0.62 | 88 | 51 |
| #4 | REG-ULATORRR! | +0.53 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | dmg7 | +0.43 | 77 | 60 |





