








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1323 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1097 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1392 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $518,150 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dmg7 | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | ezsparq | 64% | 123 |
| #3 | ROME | 59% | 135 |
| #4 | Le1no | 58% | 142 |
| #5 | sHAW-.^ | 58% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ROME | 59% | 135 |
| #4 | Le1no | 58% | 142 |
| #5 | sHAW-.^ | 58% | 85 |
| #6 | Reeze Rog | 48% | 42 |
| #7 | ♕The KING of $team!♕ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le1no | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ROME | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ezsparq | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | sHAW-.^ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROME | 643 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | Le1no | 309 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | ezsparq | 294 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | sHAW-.^ | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | dmg7 | 149 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezsparq | +2.96 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | ROME | +1.98 | 80 | 71 |
| #3 | REG-ULATORRR! | +0.48 | 80 | 61 |
| #4 | Le1no | +0.20 | 87 | 50 |
| #5 | dmg7 | +0.04 | 73 | 60 |





