








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 375 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5688 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3621 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4394 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2671 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,283 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 592 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jp | 77% | 30 |
| #2 | dmg7 | 66% | 184 |
| #3 | ezsparq | 64% | 219 |
| #4 | Le1no | 61% | 207 |
| #5 | ROME | 60% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ezsparq | 64% | 219 |
| #4 | Le1no | 61% | 207 |
| #5 | ROME | 60% | 239 |
| #6 | REG-ULATORRR! | 58% | 85 |
| #7 | Reeze Rog | 54% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ezsparq | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ROME | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Le1no | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | dmg7 | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | REG-ULATORRR! | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROME | 1221 | 0.25 | 29 min |
| #2 | dmg7 | 653 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #3 | ezsparq | 627 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | Le1no | 415 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | REG-ULATORRR! | 268 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jp | +4.63 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | ezsparq | +3.17 | 91 | 69 |
| #3 | ROME | +2.72 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | dmg7 | +1.93 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | REG-ULATORRR! | +0.65 | 79 | 62 |





