








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 578 | 20% |
| Smokes | 908 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 730 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,718 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sicker than your average | 52% | 61 |
| #2 | leonmeister | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 47% | 79 |
| #4 | PeterG | 47% | 73 |
| #5 | Tomi.K | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | leonmeister | 51% | 59 |
| #3 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 47% | 79 |
| #4 | PeterG | 47% | 73 |
| #5 | Tomi.K | 45% | 40 |
| #6 | i have no monitor | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomi.K | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | PeterG | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | sicker than your average | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | leonmeister | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeterG | 285 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | sicker than your average | 285 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | leonmeister | 124 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tomi.K | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomi.K | +1.83 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | +0.92 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | PeterG | +0.66 | 77 | 70 |
| #4 | sicker than your average | +0.22 | 60 | 78 |
| #5 | i have no monitor | -0.08 | 72 | 36 |





