








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1577 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1178 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1419 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 850 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $240,625 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jk^ | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | leonmeister | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Gu1dotoN | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | sicker than your average | 59% | 56 |
| #5 | t0mmmm1 | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | BabuskaKompot | 54% | 39 |
| #7 | PeterG | 52% | 75 |
| #8 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 52% | 62 |
| #9 | Mashjes | 45% | 40 |
| #10 | nixks* | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mashjes | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Gu1dotoN | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | PeterG | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | BabuskaKompot | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeterG | 306 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | sicker than your average | 277 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | BabuskaKompot | 131 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gu1dotoN | 125 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 77 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gu1dotoN | +1.94 | 71 | 70 |
| #2 | PeterG | +1.12 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | Tomi.K | +0.89 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | nixks* | +0.84 | 73 | 54 |
| #5 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | +0.83 | 67 | 69 |





