








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 19 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 491 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6588 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6685 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4771 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4304 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $467,895 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomi.K | 59% | 56 |
| #2 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 53% | 125 |
| #3 | Mashjes | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | PeterG | 52% | 159 |
| #5 | leonmeister | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 53% | 125 |
| #3 | Mashjes | 52% | 61 |
| #4 | PeterG | 52% | 159 |
| #5 | leonmeister | 52% | 89 |
| #6 | i have no monitor | 45% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeterG | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | i have no monitor | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Mashjes | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | leonmeister | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Tomi.K | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeterG | 504 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | leonmeister | 153 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | 144 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Tomi.K | 98 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mashjes | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PeterG | +1.23 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | pCon * ۞W۞s۞H gEAR2gAME | +0.80 | 68 | 67 |
| #3 | Tomi.K | +0.44 | 74 | 76 |
| #4 | leonmeister | -0.18 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | sicker than your average | -0.47 | 54 | 72 |





