








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5664 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4574 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5967 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6504 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7978 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,735,542 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MERC | 60% | 249 |
| #2 | π
Ίπ
°ππ
Όπ
° | 60% | 422 |
| #3 | tang | 59% | 74 |
| #4 | frang | 59% | 327 |
| #5 | mae/hc | 59% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mae/hc | 59% | 147 |
| #6 | SieGe | 59% | 151 |
| #7 | Lee | 57% | 49 |
| #8 | Fediir | 56% | 122 |
| #9 | R O T O R | 55% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frang | 12 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | π
Ίπ
°ππ
Όπ
° | 10 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | MERC | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | SieGe | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Fediir | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π
Ίπ
°ππ
Όπ
° | 1681 | 0.19 | 54 min |
| #2 | frang | 807 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #3 | SieGe | 494 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | MERC | 457 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | Fediir | 314 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π
Ίπ
°ππ
Όπ
° | +1.74 | 77 | 78 |
| #2 | frang | +1.70 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | mae/hc | +1.49 | 75 | 58 |
| #4 | stefan bellof | +1.08 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | R O T O R | +0.89 | 85 | 59 |





