








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 614 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6094 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4079 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5388 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2316 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,646,503 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Lee | 60% | 47 |
| #10 | R O T O R | 57% | 61 |
| #11 | Fediir | 57% | 98 |
| #12 | syN | 52% | 25 |
| #13 | McRutch | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frang | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | MERC | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | stefan bellof | 4 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | SieGe | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | R O T O R | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stefan bellof | 864 | 0.10 | 26 min |
| #2 | frang | 781 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #3 | MERC | 477 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | SieGe | 453 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #5 | Fediir | 268 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frang | +1.79 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | π
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| #3 | mae/hc | +1.14 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | R O T O R | +0.99 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | MERC | +0.42 | 80 | 65 |





