








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1376 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4172 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4425 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3301 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4901 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,689,248 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swilLy | 68% | 90 |
| #2 | wieBz | 65% | 179 |
| #3 | Squanchy | 65% | 220 |
| #4 | Floamy | 63% | 216 |
| #5 | chaChi | 58% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Squanchy | 65% | 220 |
| #4 | Floamy | 63% | 216 |
| #5 | chaChi | 58% | 249 |
| #6 | AMPed | 57% | 132 |
| #7 | LongLimbs | 47% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floamy | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | chaChi | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | wieBz | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | AMPed | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Squanchy | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaChi | 916 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | Floamy | 809 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | AMPed | 563 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #4 | wieBz | 531 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | Squanchy | 529 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaChi | +3.23 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | MayhemZJ | +1.37 | 83 | 63 |
| #3 | Floamy | +1.12 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | LongLimbs | +0.70 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | AMPed | +0.39 | 79 | 71 |





