








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3295 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2246 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3368 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $852,400 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Squanchy | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | chaChi | 68% | 117 |
| #3 | wieBz | 63% | 41 |
| #4 | Rice | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Juliet♡ | 57% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Rice | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Juliet♡ | 57% | 21 |
| #6 | MayhemZJ | 57% | 132 |
| #7 | Floamy | 56% | 68 |
| #8 | LongLimbs | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rice | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Juliet♡ | 5 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | chaChi | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Floamy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | MayhemZJ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaChi | 443 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | MayhemZJ | 291 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Floamy | 283 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Squanchy | 158 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | LongLimbs | 148 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chaChi | +3.71 | 85 | 70 |
| #2 | AMPed | +1.55 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | LongLimbs | +0.95 | 71 | 70 |
| #4 | Floamy | +0.84 | 72 | 58 |
| #5 | MayhemZJ | +0.76 | 80 | 62 |





