








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 492 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15538 | 38% |
| Smokes | 9961 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8540 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7323 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,574,956 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floamy | 79% | 57 |
| #2 | MayhemZJ | 68% | 90 |
| #3 | wieBz | 67% | 89 |
| #4 | Squanchy | 67% | 84 |
| #5 | Shos | 53% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Squanchy | 67% | 84 |
| #5 | Shos | 53% | 94 |
| #6 | taylol | 49% | 84 |
| #7 | busE | 45% | 71 |
| #8 | ZigZee | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shos | 17 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | taylol | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | MayhemZJ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | wieBz | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Squanchy | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | taylol | 849 | 0.46 | 29 min |
| #2 | ZigZee | 349 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Shos | 237 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Squanchy | 225 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | MayhemZJ | 214 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floamy | +2.29 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | MayhemZJ | +1.35 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | wieBz | +1.28 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | swilLy | +0.68 | 77 | 69 |
| #5 | Shos | +0.33 | 76 | 59 |





