








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 24% |
| Smokes | 925 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1964 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $444,889 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuller | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | [TS] Action Johnson | 69% | 29 |
| #3 | Mads | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | El Diablo del fuego | 67% | 69 |
| #5 | BLÆST - Lukas | 55% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PrayForUkraine | 51% | 71 |
| #7 | [TS] Slikolaj | 50% | 22 |
| #8 | Mr. Rainhold | 46% | 50 |
| #9 | ^2Yamaha ^3Hassan (RIP) | 35% | 17 |
| #10 | [TS] Scoon | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLÆST - Lukas | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | [TS] Slikolaj | 5 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | PrayForUkraine | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Mr. Rainhold | 3 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLÆST - Lukas | 184 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | El Diablo del fuego | 165 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | PrayForUkraine | 112 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mr. Rainhold | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | [TS] Action Johnson | 80 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [TS] Action Johnson | +3.23 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | BLÆST - Lukas | +1.86 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | El Diablo del fuego | +1.45 | 67 | 76 |
| #4 | PrayForUkraine | +0.65 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Nuller | +0.29 | 54 | 70 |





