








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 291 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1242 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 273 | 8% |
| Smokes | 788 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1093 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1437 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $327,622 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NN1CKE> | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | HEISENBERG | 41% | 39 |
| #3 | its me, Jeiko, duh. | 40% | 62 |
| #4 | Touring Liam | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | Munchis | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Bipolar Owl | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | HEISENBERG | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Munchis | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | its me, Jeiko, duh. | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | HEISENBERG | 86 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | KebabStockExperten.se | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | NN1CKE> | 71 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | dilanohagen_ | 50 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | +5.64 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | Munchis | +3.09 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | +2.70 | 33 | 48 |
| #4 | jocheN | +1.72 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | HEISENBERG | +1.58 | 51 | 57 |





