








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 734 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 139 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5298 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 809 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3981 | 52% |
| HE Grenades | 1573 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1301 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,906,576 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 746 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweden > Norway | 53% | 198 |
| #2 | Touring Liam | 53% | 376 |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | 52% | 122 |
| #4 | HEISENBERG | 52% | 124 |
| #5 | Munchis | 52% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 118 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 48 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | Munchis | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | NN1CKE> | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | HEISENBERG | 8 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweden > Norway | 816 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | Touring Liam | 744 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | 366 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | KebabStockExperten.se | 285 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Munchis | 256 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | +5.91 | 83 | 54 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | +2.59 | 58 | 52 |
| #3 | NN1CKE> | +2.34 | 33 | 60 |
| #4 | HEISENBERG | +1.63 | 56 | 50 |
| #5 | Munchis | +1.37 | 58 | 50 |





