








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Agency | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2028 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3108 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2445 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,777 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 698 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 57% | 86 |
| #2 | Sweden > Norway | 52% | 44 |
| #3 | Munchis | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 46% | 312 |
| #5 | its me, Jeiko, duh. | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | 19 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Jöns Håkansson från Bemanab | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Munchis | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Sweden > Norway | 6 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | NN1CKE> | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NN1CKE> | 197 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Touring Liam | 196 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Sweden > Norway | 160 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Munchis | 144 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | HEISENBERG | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Touring Liam | +6.39 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | NN1CKE> | +2.67 | 27 | 56 |
| #3 | Munchis | +2.09 | 58 | 56 |
| #4 | HEISENBERG | +1.84 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | Sweden > Norway | +0.98 | 53 | 56 |





