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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 124 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2485 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2553 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2492 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2445 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,508 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wave | 62% | 98 |
| #2 | tassutas | 61% | 36 |
| #3 | Insinööri-Majuri Lasse Sievine | 61% | 173 |
| #4 | sPo0o | 60% | 143 |
| #5 | Kaivo | 56% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Insinööri-Majuri Lasse Sievine | 61% | 173 |
| #4 | sPo0o | 60% | 143 |
| #5 | Kaivo | 56% | 134 |
| #6 | FQRREST | 56% | 102 |
| #7 | cArp | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FQRREST | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Wave | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Kaivo | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Insinööri-Majuri Lasse Sievine | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | cArp | 3 | 0.0069 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insinööri-Majuri Lasse Sievine | 644 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | sPo0o | 598 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #3 | Kaivo | 343 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | FQRREST | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | tassutas | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mokkis | +2.46 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | FQRREST | +1.28 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | Insinööri-Majuri Lasse Sievine | -0.02 | 59 | 68 |
| #4 | Wave | -0.14 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | sPo0o | -0.72 | 58 | 74 |





