








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 54 | 11% |
| Smokes | 43 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 242 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 152 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $190,481 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | Castle | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Ratz | Knallskott | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Ratz | Mummadude | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Professional Bitch | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | Ratz | lihou969 | 47% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ratz | Mummadude | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Professional Bitch | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | Ratz | lihou969 | 47% | 47 |
| #6 | Ratz | mr2 | 45% | 31 |
| #7 | Ratz | Chaotic Neutral | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | lihou969 | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Professional Bitch | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Ratz | Mummadude | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | mr2 | 32 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Ratz | lihou969 | 23 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ratz | Mummadude | 18 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Ratz | Knallskott | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Professional Bitch | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ratz | mr2 | +2.08 | 81 | 34 |
| #2 | Ratz | Castle | +1.12 | 66 | 47 |
| #3 | Ratz | Krooz^ | +0.48 | 59 | 35 |
| #4 | Ratz | Mummadude | +0.43 | 43 | 42 |
| #5 | Ratz | Knallskott | -0.10 | 34 | 56 |





