








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 542 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,950 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5930 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4606 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2860 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3554 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $927,395 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnoopMeow | 65% | 137 |
| #2 | zeal | 63% | 88 |
| #3 | Nuby | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | KOOSTA | 61% | 126 |
| #5 | GuM | 61% | 201 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | StayWithMe<3 | 52% | 23 |
| #14 | luffy | 52% | 27 |
| #15 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 51% | 113 |
| #16 | cR. | 46% | 50 |
| #17 | 𝙑𝙞𝙧𝙪𝙨.♛ | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | bot frag | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | SnoopMeow | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | KOOSTA | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | nuts666 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 1110 | 0.28 | 30 min |
| #2 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 845 | 0.36 | 19 min |
| #3 | SnoopMeow | 654 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #4 | nuts666 | 554 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | KOOSTA | 506 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | +3.55 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | zeal | +3.02 | 65 | 72 |
| #3 | ♛ | +2.56 | 69 | 78 |
| #4 | bot frag | +1.03 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | SnoopMeow | +0.66 | 66 | 58 |





