








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 764 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 194 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5319 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,410 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6959 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5276 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6081 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3094 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,032,425 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jrs | 58% | 36 |
| #2 | luffy | 58% | 118 |
| #3 | ☯︎ TencaTzz | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | Nuby | 56% | 121 |
| #5 | dino | 56% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Arnab | 48% | 209 |
| #14 | bot frag | 46% | 123 |
| #15 | cR. | 46% | 59 |
| #16 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 41% | 90 |
| #17 | King | 38% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | SnoopMeow | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Arnab | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Nuby | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | ♛ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 2421 | 0.29 | 66 min |
| #2 | SnoopMeow | 1160 | 0.21 | 30 min |
| #3 | KOOSTA | 841 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #4 | Arnab | 776 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #5 | ♛ | 663 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | +3.71 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | dino | +3.11 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | zeal | +2.90 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | ♛ | +2.18 | 67 | 77 |
| #5 | Jrs | +0.59 | 53 | 63 |





