








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4793 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4198 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2861 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2629 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,642,747 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ | 61% | 126 |
| #2 | Jrs | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | 𝙑𝙞𝙧𝙪𝙨.♛ | 60% | 35 |
| #4 | GuM | 59% | 276 |
| #5 | Nuby | 58% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | luffy | 47% | 70 |
| #12 | bot frag | 47% | 92 |
| #13 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 45% | 62 |
| #14 | Arnab | 43% | 118 |
| #15 | King | 40% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuts666 | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Arnab | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | GuM | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | SnoopMeow | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Nuby | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 1542 | 0.29 | 39 min |
| #2 | SnoopMeow | 908 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #3 | nuts666 | 771 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #4 | Nuby | 526 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #5 | ♛ | 511 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | +3.56 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | zeal | +2.67 | 72 | 73 |
| #3 | ♛ | +2.51 | 68 | 78 |
| #4 | dino | +2.07 | 73 | 75 |
| #5 | bot frag | +0.32 | 69 | 70 |





