








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 931 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13114 | 43% |
| Smokes | 8771 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1485 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 7007 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,882,562 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛ | 65% | 137 |
| #2 | GuM | 60% | 490 |
| #3 | Nuby | 59% | 126 |
| #4 | dino | 58% | 150 |
| #5 | SayNoMore | 55% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | 猴哥牛逼 | 51% | 65 |
| #12 | Arnab | 51% | 280 |
| #13 | bot frag | 50% | 303 |
| #14 | King | 47% | 93 |
| #15 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 46% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 23 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Arnab | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Nuby | 12 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | nuts666 | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 8 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | 3014 | 0.31 | 84 min |
| #2 | 淺淺爱吃McFlurry™ | 1489 | 0.32 | 35 min |
| #3 | zeal | 1028 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #4 | Arnab | 1021 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #5 | nuts666 | 1012 | 0.18 | 27 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuM | +3.95 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | dino | +3.01 | 74 | 77 |
| #3 | ♛ | +2.64 | 70 | 78 |
| #4 | zeal | +2.43 | 72 | 71 |
| #5 | Jrs | +1.04 | 59 | 63 |





