








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 515 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,660 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1867 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1531 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1655 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,249 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bibzrrrrr | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | KAYMAAKjjang | 73% | 86 |
| #3 | xpRim | 73% | 120 |
| #4 | Playz | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | chan`cyalan.com | 71% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | syz | 69% | 54 |
| #9 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 61% | 67 |
| #10 | PCL : | 61% | 41 |
| #11 | rithy | 60% | 10 |
| #12 | Dr.KinSlayeR | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | KAYMAAKjjang | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | PCL : | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kyo* | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingo_vn | 418 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #2 | xpRim | 410 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | KAYMAAKjjang | 312 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | syz | 195 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 183 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAYMAAKjjang | +2.61 | 66 | 76 |
| #2 | xpRim | +2.53 | 61 | 70 |
| #3 | Kyo* | +2.16 | 87 | 74 |
| #4 | syz | +1.26 | 66 | 77 |
| #5 | djiKON | +1.16 | 66 | 78 |





