








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 296 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,257 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1992 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1583 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1437 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,906 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bibzrrrrr | 89% | 18 |
| #2 | Playz | 88% | 17 |
| #3 | Kyo* | 83% | 12 |
| #4 | KAYMAAKjjang | 79% | 70 |
| #5 | xpRim | 73% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 64% | 53 |
| #9 | PCL : | 64% | 33 |
| #10 | Dr.KinSlayeR | 57% | 14 |
| #11 | rithy | 50% | 8 |
| #12 | hY0LOf | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | djiKON | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | PCL : | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Kyo* | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djiKON | 326 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | xpRim | 276 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | KAYMAAKjjang | 235 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | syz | 173 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | HAMDOULILAH RIP THE DREAM | 160 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAYMAAKjjang | +3.34 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | xpRim | +2.79 | 62 | 70 |
| #3 | Kyo* | +2.27 | 88 | 75 |
| #4 | Playz | +1.44 | 76 | 74 |
| #5 | djiKON | +1.37 | 65 | 80 |





