








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Faceit | 193 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 175 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 44,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13302 | 30% |
| Smokes | 12908 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 9498 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8533 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,630,514 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1146 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syz | 76% | 63 |
| #2 | Pingo_vn | 73% | 97 |
| #3 | KAYMAAKjjang | 73% | 102 |
| #4 | djiKON | 73% | 120 |
| #5 | Kyo* | 66% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #19 | AkA | 44% | 165 |
| #20 | FLAGADA ツ | 44% | 408 |
| #21 | R2 | 44% | 188 |
| #22 | alc | 42% | 113 |
| #23 | SΛShム\ | 39% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2 | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | FLAGADA ツ | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ✪ $ilvesteR | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Phûûcc✔ | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Skwi | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Phûûcc✔ | 1375 | 0.27 | 41 min |
| #2 | /// /\ | 892 | 0.29 | 27 min |
| #3 | FLAGADA ツ | 733 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #4 | Skwi | 705 | 0.26 | 20 min |
| #5 | R2 | 642 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyo* | +2.88 | 84 | 74 |
| #2 | KAYMAAKjjang | +2.20 | 67 | 77 |
| #3 | djiKON | +1.68 | 67 | 79 |
| #4 | Blunk | +1.30 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | syz | +1.27 | 71 | 77 |





