








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 344 matches | ||
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5532 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4221 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5054 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7129 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,064,631 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | 58% | 263 |
| #2 | M1nebr0 // LFT | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | VoidZ | 53% | 112 |
| #4 | snaze^ | 52% | 136 |
| #5 | 3dit | 52% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | snaze^ | 52% | 136 |
| #5 | 3dit | 52% | 266 |
| #6 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 51% | 361 |
| #7 | Broski-ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | 49% | 100 |
| #8 | TheNorthernDaddy | 47% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 19 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | TheNorthernDaddy | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | snaze^ | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | VoidZ | 6 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 1596 | 0.21 | 45 min |
| #2 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | 1101 | 0.20 | 32 min |
| #3 | 3dit | 839 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #4 | TheNorthernDaddy | 695 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #5 | snaze^ | 379 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | +3.79 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | +3.67 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | VoidZ | +3.67 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | M1nebr0 // LFT | +1.89 | 90 | 47 |
| #5 | 3dit | +1.14 | 71 | 67 |





