








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,321 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2302 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1662 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1560 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,186 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 484 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Broski-ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | Rudeness⭕⃤ | 52% | 136 |
| #8 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 52% | 137 |
| #9 | VoidZ | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | keeelo ✟ | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | 507 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | Rudeness⭕⃤ | 171 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | TheNorthernDaddy | 123 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | 90 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | 3dit | 64 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3dit | +4.73 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Noxic ⭕⃤ | +3.39 | 86 | 69 |
| #3 | VoidZ | +3.16 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | 𝕄annaggiArmando☁ | +2.20 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | souNd | +1.51 | 87 | 56 |





