








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 67 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1395 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1303 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1836 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 972 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1090 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $946,683 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jrMathletics | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Spongefish | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Knikkaren | 59% | 34 |
| #4 | Buttleif | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | fshow | 52% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Buttleif | 53% | 76 |
| #5 | fshow | 52% | 156 |
| #6 | Leinaas | 51% | 180 |
| #7 | Chill Beavar | 50% | 109 |
| #8 | Geir | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chill Beavar | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Leinaas | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | fshow | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Buttleif | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Knikkaren | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fshow | 351 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Spongefish | 210 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | Leinaas | 183 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | Chill Beavar | 167 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Buttleif | 166 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spongefish | +2.65 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | fshow | +0.92 | 60 | 75 |
| #3 | cM | +0.48 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | Chill Beavar | -0.42 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | Buttleif | -0.57 | 71 | 60 |





