








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 298 matches | ||
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,200 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6167 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5087 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6215 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5731 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,715 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pipehill | 53% | 36 |
| #2 | cM | 52% | 156 |
| #3 | Saft | 50% | 46 |
| #4 | jrMathletics | 50% | 46 |
| #5 | Spongefish | 49% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kamikaze | 49% | 39 |
| #8 | Leinaas | 48% | 433 |
| #9 | Knikkaren | 47% | 195 |
| #10 | Chill Beavar | 47% | 150 |
| #11 | Geir | 47% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leinaas | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Knikkaren | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Chill Beavar | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Buttleif | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Geir | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leinaas | 387 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #2 | Spongefish | 296 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | Knikkaren | 249 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Chill Beavar | 242 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | Buttleif | 242 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spongefish | +1.72 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | fshow | +1.50 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | cM | +0.36 | 62 | 62 |
| #4 | Buttleif | -0.03 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Geir | -0.49 | 44 | 68 |





