








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4231 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5392 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5222 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3987 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3401 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,381 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | 51% | 63 |
| #2 | porteavion | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Rotak | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | bEn | 48% | 155 |
| #5 | PRiMUS | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bEn | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Jonney | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Mike | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | momo | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | nekio | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bEn | 555 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #2 | momo | 221 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rotak | 93 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mike | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | PRiMUS | 64 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | +2.23 | 65 | 80 |
| #2 | Jonney | +1.79 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | nekio | +0.82 | 48 | 58 |
| #4 | bEn | +0.81 | 56 | 75 |
| #5 | Rotak | +0.47 | 69 | 65 |





