








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 823 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 727 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,637 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3322 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4190 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6870 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5255 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,887,103 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | 56% | 109 |
| #2 | porteavion | 50% | 208 |
| #3 | Mike | 49% | 285 |
| #4 | Rotak | 49% | 235 |
| #5 | Spr|ng | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mike | 49% | 285 |
| #4 | Rotak | 49% | 235 |
| #5 | Spr|ng | 48% | 64 |
| #6 | PRiMUS | 48% | 56 |
| #7 | kektemps⌛ | 45% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotak | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Mike | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | momo | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | kektemps⌛ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | porteavion | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rotak | 828 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | Mike | 658 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | momo | 336 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | porteavion | 300 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #5 | kektemps⌛ | 109 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | +2.09 | 59 | 74 |
| #2 | Jonney | +1.11 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | Rotak | +0.48 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | kektemps⌛ | -0.06 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | porteavion | -0.17 | 59 | 55 |





