








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1086 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10292 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7596 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9187 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10243 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,607,189 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1558 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRiMUS | 49% | 78 |
| #2 | momo | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | luvkill | 48% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PRiMUS | 49% | 78 |
| #2 | momo | 48% | 93 |
| #3 | luvkill | 48% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luvkill | 11 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | PRiMUS | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luvkill | 456 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | momo | 360 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | PRiMUS | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | +1.55 | 67 | 77 |
| #2 | bEn | +1.41 | 59 | 75 |
| #3 | luvkill | +0.15 | 54 | 72 |
| #4 | PRiMUS | -0.38 | 72 | 63 |





