








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 93 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 362 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6473 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2768 | 15% |
| Smokes | 5506 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7833 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1838 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,193,552 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRK | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | lws. | 55% | 93 |
| #3 | BAGUS JOHN | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | Perplex | 51% | 80 |
| #5 | momo | 51% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FainT | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kozak | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | lws. | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | ridox | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mawieee ♿ | 990 | 0.30 | 27 min |
| #2 | L{eGe}nd | 676 | 0.31 | 22 min |
| #3 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 670 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | FainT | 622 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #5 | lws. | 499 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perplex | +2.76 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | L{eGe}nd | +2.66 | 87 | 78 |
| #3 | FainT | +2.38 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | BAGUS JOHN | +2.03 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | momo | +1.22 | 74 | 75 |





