








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 535 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7164 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5349 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 8244 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3671 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,611,280 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 989 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | momo | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | lws. | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | BAGUS JOHN | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Mike | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lws. | 679 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | momo | 640 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 392 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | bEn | 304 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | Perplex | 302 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perplex | +4.21 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | BAGUS JOHN | +2.04 | 77 | 57 |
| #3 | momo | +1.47 | 64 | 76 |
| #4 | ridox | +1.30 | 86 | 75 |
| #5 | JARUJ SLAFBUSTKY | +1.04 | 70 | 60 |





