








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 489 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2725 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3747 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3577 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3406 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $992,547 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAMMA | 83% | 18 |
| #2 | Iron | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | ㅋnice | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | blah | 63% | 111 |
| #5 | Stoney | 63% | 224 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | 55% | 29 |
| #11 | Rainbow | 55% | 31 |
| #12 | jaz | 51% | 53 |
| #13 | JS | 48% | 21 |
| #14 | waves | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoney | 11 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Bot_Trax | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | blah | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | JS | 6 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | waves | 5 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stoney | 660 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | blah | 427 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | Bot_Trax | 347 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | cimota | 250 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #5 | Thandi | 194 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝙛𝙪𝙣𝙠 | +3.72 | 86 | 69 |
| #2 | Rainbow | +2.39 | 70 | 47 |
| #3 | Bot_Trax | +2.14 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | BiSHiKoN | +1.85 | 87 | 67 |
| #5 | ㅋnice | +1.58 | 73 | 73 |





